A haiku is a for of Japanese poetry consisting of three sentences containing the combination of a 5 syllable, 7 syllable, and 5 syllable paragraph. I find these to be very uplifting and full of wisdom passed down from generation to generation. I would like to now share with you some of my wisdom that I have accrued in my short lifetime. Please enjoy, and feel free to comment in the form of haiku.
I found my girlfriend
At the town cemetary
She was fairly fresh
I sure do like sex
My girlfriend doesn't mind
Too bad she's rotting
I broke up with her
Because she is starting to smell
Plus the dog ate her
Decided I need
Time to think about my life
Naked in a tree
I got arrested
For peeing on bystanders
Was playing Pigeon
No one understands
What it's like to be like me
Naked and screaming
Wrapped in wool blanket
In back of a police car
My balls are chaffing
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2 comments:
Yo! Way to join the blogspot world. You are one seriously messed up dude!
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