Hey, if you have a problem stop reading.

So, I went to the library and decided on checking out some books, mostly cause I get bored when I take a shit. I was just wandering around when I saw that they had one of my favorite authors there, laurel hamilton. She wrote this whole series on a vampire hunter, that was pretty good. I actually enjoyed the literary works thus yet. So, I see that they don't have the books that I have read and liked, but another series of books that she wrote after the ones I've read, So I decide to go ahead and get one of them. It's called something like seduced at midnight or some shit like that. So I get home and start reading it, and right off the bat I can tell something is not right. She starts talking about the glistening sweat off a a rock hard stomach of a male creature, I don't remember what she called it. Okay, I was kind of weirded out but decided to just keep reading cause you never know. I didn't make the chapter, cause she starts talking about ogres and trolls being gay and having sex with fairies and other weird creatures. Alright, I know your thinking that this blog has nothing to do with anything normal. But I just wanted to use this worldwide soapbox to say, if you decide to write a novel, please keep the mythical homosexuality to a minimum. If you must write about trolls having sex with ogres, at least make one of them a really hot female troll or something. Or two hot female trolls would be okay, no actually, leave out the troll part. Just write books about really hot humans having wonderful and eye-opening lesbian experiences.